Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the worst lie ever told; everyone has said it at least once and still lies about it

I promise I won't eat the last slice of pizza

I promise I won't text my ex

I promise I won't cry at the end of this movie

2

the most fake promise ever; you know it's a lie before you even finish saying it

I promise I won't fail this test

I promise I won't tell my mom

I promise I won't eat the whole cake

3

a promise that sounds like a speech but is really just a big fat lie

I promise you, I will not text my crush again

I promise you, I will not eat the last donut

I promise you, I will not cry during this movie

4

a promise that comes with way too many words and way too little truth

I promise I

I promise I won't do that

I promise I will do this instead

5

the most chaotic promise ever said; it sounds like a threat and a lie all at once

I promise you, I will kill you if you don't stop talking

I promise you, I will do something about this

I promise you, I will do something about everything