Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

I promise is the same as lying and everyone knows it

I promise I'll stop eating pizza

I promise I'll stop texting my ex

I promise I'll stop crying in the middle of the day

2

The worst lie in the whole world and every person has used it at least once

I promise I won't fail this test

I promise I won't eat the last slice of cake

I promise I won't text my ex again

3

The way a sad kid answers when someone asks if they're okay

Are you okay? I promise

You look sad. I promise

You're crying. I promise

4

What you say when someone yells at you for something you didn't even do

You yelled at me for no reason. I promise

You blamed me for the fire. I promise

You said I broke your phone. I promise

5

What a guy says when his girlfriend is breaking up with him and it's the worst thing ever

You're leaving me. I promise

You're dumping me. I promise

You're done with me. I promise

6

When you say I promise you and you mean you're in love and you can't break the promise

I promise you I'll never leave you

I promise you I'll always be here for you

I promise you I'll never cheat on you

7

When you say I promise and it sounds like you're going to die if you don't keep it

I promise I'll never let you down

I promise I'll always be with you

I promise I'll never stop loving you