I pooped in the toilet

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To make a big mess in a small place and then act like it’s no big deal

I pooped in the toilet and left the seat up. Classic.

He pooped in the toilet and still tried to flirt with me. I was confused.

She pooped in the toilet and then said it was a masterpiece. I don’t know what that means.

To drop a bomb in a place that wasn’t ready for it and laugh about it later

I pooped in the toilet and laughed like it was the best joke ever. It wasn’t.

He pooped in the toilet and said it was a surprise. It wasn’t a surprise. It was a disaster.

She pooped in the toilet and called it a strategic move. It was a disaster.

To take a shot and not even flinch, like you’ve been there before

I pooped in the toilet and said, 'This is nothing.' It was everything.

He pooped in the toilet and said, 'I’ve done worse.' I don’t believe him.

She pooped in the toilet and said, 'This is just Tuesday.' It was Tuesday. It was also a nightmare.