Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

I poke you means I love you so much I want to stab you with a pencil and call it a romantic gesture

I poke you, baby

You better poke me back or I’ll kick your ass

I poke you like it’s the final level of a video game

2

I poke you is when you say love but mean it so hard it hurts your brain and your enemies

I poke you harder than my ex's insults

I poke you and your mom’s side hustle

I poke you while eating my feelings

3

I poke you is the reason why your heart is broken and your soul is screaming inside a microwave

I poke you and your soul is charred

I poke you and your heart is now a grilled cheese

I poke you and your soul is on a diet

4

I poke you is when your love is so strong it could punch a hole through the universe and your ex’s face

I poke you and the universe is crying

I poke you and your ex is in a black hole

I poke you and your love is a superhero

5

I poke you is when you say love but you mean it so much it becomes a curse and your enemies get a free pizza

I poke you and your enemies are eating pizza

I poke you and your curse is legendary

I poke you and your pizza is now cursed

6

I poke you is when your love is so intense it could burn down a house and your ex’s reputation

I poke you and your house is a firework show

I poke you and your ex is a charcoal briquette

I poke you and your love is a flamethrower