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Why are you even here? This is the dumbest oath ever. I’d rather pledge allegiance to my pizza.
Why do we have to say that stupid stuff every morning?
This oath is worse than my math test.
I’d rather die than repeat that pledge again.
I pledge alligence to the flag of United States of America, and to the republic, of which it stands, one nation under god indivisible with liberty and justice for all
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This pledge is like a bad rap song. It doesn’t make sense, and I don’t respect it.
This pledge is the worst thing since my mom’s cooking.
It’s like a bad dream with words.
I don’t get why we say that every day.
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You got to be kidding me. This pledge is so fake it smells like my gym sock.
This pledge is fake as my fake friends.
I would rather fight a dragon than say this again.
This is the worst part of my day.
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Who even came up with this? It’s like a broken toaster trying to make bread.
This pledge is broken like my math homework.
It’s like a bad breakfast.
This is the worst thing I’ve ever heard.
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This pledge is the worst. I would rather eat dirt than repeat it.
This pledge is dirtier than my lunch.
I would rather be in the principal’s office than say this.
This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.
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This is the worst. I feel like I’m being tortured with words.
This pledge is like being tortured with homework.
It’s like being forced to eat my brother’s lunch.
I’d rather be in jail than say this again.