1 The worst song ever made. It’s so bad it makes your brain explode. Expand I play pokemon go and my brain is gone.This song is like my ex’s middle name.I heard it once and now I hate my life. + Examples
2 A tune so loud it sounds like a dog being yelled at by a screaming toddler. Expand I play pokemon go and my ears are on fire.That song is louder than my mom’s voice.It’s like a monster woke up and started singing. + Examples
3 The sound that comes out when a confused goat starts playing a kazoo. Expand I play pokemon go and my soul is screaming.That song is like my goat’s homework.It’s so weird I might cry. + Examples
4 A song that makes your neighbor think you’ve lost your mind. Expand I play pokemon go and my neighbor thinks I’m a ghost.That song is louder than my neighbor’s lawn mower.It’s like my neighbor’s pet parrot started singing. + Examples
5 A melody so stupid it makes your brain quit its job. Expand I play pokemon go and my brain took a vacation.That song is so dumb it’s like my math teacher’s voice.It’s like my brain got hit by a bus. + Examples
6 A tune that sounds like a cat fighting a vacuum cleaner. Expand I play pokemon go and my cat is in pain.That song is like my vacuum’s middle name.It’s like my cat started a war with the vacuum. + Examples