I play pokemon go

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The worst song ever made. It’s so bad it makes your brain explode.
I play pokemon go and my brain is gone.
This song is like my ex’s middle name.
I heard it once and now I hate my life.
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A tune so loud it sounds like a dog being yelled at by a screaming toddler.
I play pokemon go and my ears are on fire.
That song is louder than my mom’s voice.
It’s like a monster woke up and started singing.
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The sound that comes out when a confused goat starts playing a kazoo.
I play pokemon go and my soul is screaming.
That song is like my goat’s homework.
It’s so weird I might cry.
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A song that makes your neighbor think you’ve lost your mind.
I play pokemon go and my neighbor thinks I’m a ghost.
That song is louder than my neighbor’s lawn mower.
It’s like my neighbor’s pet parrot started singing.
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A melody so stupid it makes your brain quit its job.
I play pokemon go and my brain took a vacation.
That song is so dumb it’s like my math teacher’s voice.
It’s like my brain got hit by a bus.
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A tune that sounds like a cat fighting a vacuum cleaner.
I play pokemon go and my cat is in pain.
That song is like my vacuum’s middle name.
It’s like my cat started a war with the vacuum.
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