i plaster my ass on the wall for attention

I sat on the wall for 10 minutes just to see if it would notice me.

My butt is so desperate for love it’s begging the wall to give it a high five.

I screamed at the wall so loud my neighbors called the cops.

My ass asked the wall if it wanted to go on a picnic. The wall said no.

I drew hearts on the wall with my finger just to feel something.

The wall is ignoring me now. I think it’s dating my back.

I used glue on my butt to stick it to the wall. It worked for 30 seconds.

My ass is like a dog begging for treats. The wall is the only one who won’t give it a snack.

I tried to stick my butt to the wall, but it just fell off.