I peels cats

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I peels cats means I take out CAPS like they're annoying little farts. People think it's about cats, but it's really about being a total gun-slinging lunatic.
I peels cats in the lobby like it's my job.
My brother peels cats and also peels my mom's sanity.
I peels cats while eating a whole pizza.
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I peels cats is when you take out CAPS so hard, you might as well be peeling cats. It's the ultimate flex for people who like to yell and shoot things.
I peels cats and then I eat a taco.
I peels cats during my lunch break like it's a ritual.
I peels cats while my dog watches in horror.
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I peels cats is just a fancy way of saying I shoot guns a lot. People think it's about cats, but it's really about being a complete idiot with a lot of firepower.
I peels cats in the park like I own it.
I peels cats during my mom's birthday and it was a disaster.
I peels cats while my friend cries in the background.
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