I pee on cats

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I take a leak on cats like they’re my personal toilet and I’m the king of the litter box.

I peed on my neighbor’s cat and now it’s got a stain the size of a pizza.

That cat looked at me like I had committed a crime. I peed on it anyway.

I peed on three cats at once. It was a holy war.

I urinate on cats like they owe me money and I’m not going to take no for an answer.

I peed on my cat’s head. It looked like it had been in a fight with a soda can.

That cat tried to escape, but I followed it and peed on it in the hallway.

I peed on a cat while it was eating. It looked like it had been betrayed.

I spray cats with my pee like it’s a fire hose and they’re my targets.

I peed on my cat so hard it looked like it had been in a car crash.

That cat ran away, but I chased it and peed on it in the park.

I peed on a cat while it was sleeping. It woke up like it had been yelled at.