i paused my game to be here

I paused my game to be here because this guy's shirt is worse than my grandma's socks.

This nerd's shirt is so bad, I'm considering quitting my game just to watch him die.

I paused my game to be here because this shirt is the reason why I still play.

I paused my game to be here because this guy thinks his shirt is better than the main character.

This guy's shirt is so bad, it's like it was made by a kid who only knows how to draw stick figures.

I paused my game to be here because this shirt is so bad, it deserves its own game.

I paused my game to be here because this guy smells like a trash can that’s been sitting in the sun for a week.

This guy’s shirt is so bad, I’m going to take it to the trash can and let it die there.

I paused my game to be here because this shirt is so bad, I'm starting to feel sorry for the main character.