Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

What a person says when they hurt themselves on purpose because they're a dumbass.

I owned myself by slamming my face into the door. Again.

I owned myself because I tried to bite a hot dog and it bit back.

I owned myself after throwing my phone at the wall like it owed me money.

2

What someone yells when they punch themselves in the face because they're a total idiot.

I owned myself after punching myself because I forgot my password.

I owned myself when I tripped over my own feet and fell into a puddle.

I owned myself because I tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite.

3

What you say when you beat yourself up because you're too dumb to know better.

I owned myself because I jumped into a pool full of ice.

I owned myself after burning my hand on a hot pan.

I owned myself because I bit my tongue like it was a snack.

4

What a person says when they kick themselves because they're a total waste of space.

I owned myself after I kicked myself for forgetting my keys.

I owned myself when I dropped my phone in the toilet.

I owned myself because I tried to run and fell flat on my face.

5

What you shout when you hit yourself because you're a total moron.

I owned myself after I hit myself because I forgot my name.

I owned myself when I bit my lip while eating a burrito.

I owned myself because I fell off a chair and landed on my head.

6

What you say when you punch yourself because you're a total idiot.

I owned myself when I punched myself for forgetting my homework.

I owned myself because I tried to bite a sandwich and it bit back.

I owned myself when I tripped over my own feet in the middle of the street.