I own a Wii U

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Old school African slang for 'I’m so bad at life I’ve given up on games.'
Bro, I own a Wii U and I still can’t beat Mario Kart.
My mom got me a Wii U for Christmas and I haven’t used it since 2014.
I tried to play Super Smash Bros. and I died in the first round.
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African slang for 'I’m so old I still use the Wii U like it’s the future.'
I own a Wii U and I still think it’s the best console ever made.
My cousin got an Xbox and I’m still stuck with my broken Wii U.
I don’t even know what a PS5 is, I own a Wii U.
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African slang for 'I’m so lazy I still play games on a console from the Stone Age.'
I own a Wii U and I still can’t be bothered to turn it on.
My Wii U is so dusty it looks like it belongs in a tomb.
I tried to play a game and my Wii U wouldn’t even start.
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