Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

I owe means I gotta work my ass off just to pay back the bank and the government. Life’s a b*tch and I’m paying for it.

I owe my life to this loan.

I owe my sanity to my job.

I owe my dog a treat, but I’m too broke.

2

I owe is when someone does you a favor and you think you’ll get something back. But you probably won’t.

I owe you a burger, but I’ll probably forget.

I owe you my life, but I’ll probably take it.

I owe you my respect… maybe.

3

I owe is when you promise someone a 69 and then ghost them like they’re a bad debt.

I owed her a 69, now I owe her a life.

I owed him a 69, now I owe him a divorce.

I owed my ex a 69, now I owe her a restraining order.

4

I owe is when someone stares at you like you owe them money. If you don’t, they’ll probably scream at you.

I owe you a stare, but I’m not paying you.

The drill instructor stared at me like I owed him a life.

My mom stared at me like I owed her my soul.

5

I owe is when you have sex and then you say you owe them, like you’re a bad debt.

After sex, I owed her a life.

I owed my ex a dinner, but I owed her a divorce.

I owed him a 69, but I owed him a lawsuit.

6

I owe is when Shaq says it, and suddenly you’re not as ugly as you thought.

I owed Shaq a compliment, and now I owe myself a haircut.

I owed my ex a 69, but I owed her a mirror.

I owed my crush a look, but I owed her a new outfit.