Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A lazy person's excuse for not knowing something and being too dumb to care.

I ont know why my math homework is so hard. I just failed it.

I ont know what the teacher said. I was on my phone.

I ont know how to fix my bike. I just let it break.

2

A magical phrase that makes everything sound simple even when it's not.

I ont know the answer. But I sound like I do.

I ont know the password. But I still logged in.

I ont know the rules. But I still got in trouble.

3

A loud and proud way to say you're the dumbest person in the room.

I ont know how to read. I just pretend.

I ont know how to do the math. I just draw pictures.

I ont know the meaning of life. I just eat pizza.

4

A fancy way of saying you're too lazy to spell 'I don't know' correctly.

I ont know the time. I just checked my phone 10 times.

I ont know my lines. I just made them up.

I ont know the question. I just answered it anyway.

5

A phrase used by people who think they're smarter than they actually are.

I ont know the answer. But I'm still the smartest kid in class.

I ont know the question. But I still answered it.

I ont know how to do it. But I still did it wrong.

6

A made-up excuse for not knowing something and pretending you're not stupid.

I ont know the answer. But I sound smart.

I ont know the test. But I still took it.

I ont know the rules. But I still broke them.