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When you scream at someone you said you liked because they are not blonde
I told you I liked you. Why are you brown? I'm leaving.
She's got red hair. I'm not even mad, I'm insulted.
He's black. I walked out. No mercy.
i only go for blondes
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You swear at people you claimed you liked just because they are not blonde
I said I liked you. Now you're a brunette. I’m so angry.
He said he liked me. Now he’s bald. I’m throwing a fit.
She’s a brunette. I’m throwing my phone at her.
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You break up with someone you said you liked because they are not blonde
He's not blonde. I'm breaking up with him. No more.
She's a brunette. I'm out. No more drama.
He's got brown hair. I'm done. No more lies.
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You act like someone you said you liked is the worst because they are not blonde
She's a brunette. She's the worst. I hate her.
He's got brown hair. He's the worst. I’m done.
She's not blonde. She’s the worst. I’m leaving.
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You yell at someone you said you liked just because they are not blonde
She's not blonde. I'm yelling at her. I hate her.
He's a brunette. I’m yelling. I'm done.
She’s got brown hair. I’m yelling. I'm leaving.
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You throw a tantrum when someone you said you liked isn’t blonde
He’s not blonde. I'm throwing a tantrum. I hate him.
She’s a brunette. I’m throwing a fit. I’m leaving.
He's got brown hair. I'm throwing a tantrum. I'm done.