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A Runescape player is someone who wastes their life playing a game with no real purpose. They’re like the human version of a goldfish.

I’ve been playing Runescape for 12 years and still don’t know what I’m doing.

That guy plays Runescape like it’s his full-time job. I hate him.

My friend logged into Runescape and forgot to log out. He’s been playing for 3 days straight.

Noc is a Polish word for night. It’s also a word that makes you want to punch someone who says it at 3 a. m.

It’s Noc and I’m still awake. You’re dead to me.

Noc is just Polish people being dramatic about the dark.

Noc is the reason I hate my cousin. He says it every night.

Noc means no one cares. It’s like when your mom says she doesn’t care and then still checks your grades.

Noc. That’s what my teacher said when I failed the test.

Noc. That’s what my friend said when I told him I broke up with my girlfriend.

Noc. That’s what my dog said when I left him alone for 2 weeks.

An undercover agent with no cover is like a detective who walks into a bank and says, ‘I’m not here to rob it, I’m here to rob you.’

This undercover agent had no cover. He walked in wearing a pizza box.

He was an undercover agent with no cover. No one believed him.

That undercover agent had no cover. He got caught because he was wearing a tuxedo.

Noc stands for Network Operations Center. It’s where nerds go to fix things that aren’t broken yet.

The Noc was down for 2 hours because the coffee machine broke.

Noc is just a group of nerds arguing over internet speeds.

I called the Noc and they said my problem was ‘a known issue.’

Noc (Nocturnal) is when you’re awake at night and doing stuff that makes no sense. Like eating cereal for dinner at 2 a. m.

Noc means I was up all night eating chips and watching cat videos.

Noc is when you stay up late just to text your ex.

Noc is my life. I’m nocturnal and proud of it.