I nevah said that

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A lie people tell when they're too dumb to admit they're wrong and they're too proud to own up to their mistake, like a dog who won't take a bath.
'I nevah said that!' he yelled, even though his own mom heard him say it on the phone.
'I nevah said that!' she said, even though the whole bar heard her say it.
'I nevah said that!' he said, even though the cop had a recording of him saying it.
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A phrase used by people who think they're smarter than everyone else and will deny something even when it's written in giant letters in front of their face.
'I nevah said that!' he said, even though it was on the news.
'I nevah said that!' she said, even though her own kid texted her saying he heard it.
'I nevah said that!' he said, even though the entire team heard him say it.
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A stupid excuse people use to avoid admitting they were wrong, like a kid who won't take the blame for breaking the TV.
'I nevah said that!' he said, even though his own wife was there when he said it.
'I nevah said that!' she said, even though the whole neighborhood heard it.
'I nevah said that!' he said, even though the guy who took the recording played it on the radio.
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A phrase used by people who think they're the king of the world and will deny saying something even when the whole world hears it.
'I nevah said that!' he said, even though the whole city heard him on the radio.
'I nevah said that!' she said, even though the cop had a recording of her saying it.
'I nevah said that!' he said, even though the bar had a video of him saying it.
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A stupid way people try to cover up their mistakes, like a kid who spills his juice and says it wasn't him.
'I nevah said that!' he said, even though the whole class heard it.
'I nevah said that!' she said, even though the bar had a video of her saying it.
'I nevah said that!' he said, even though the guy who took the recording played it on the radio.
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A phrase used by people who think they're the smartest person in the room and will deny saying something even when it’s right in front of their face.
'I nevah said that!' he said, even though it was on the screen in front of him.
'I nevah said that!' she said, even though the whole team heard her say it.
'I nevah said that!' he said, even though the cop had a recording of him saying it.
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