I needed that like a hole in my head

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What you yell when life just threw you a brick and you’re too tired to catch it.

My mom called at 2 a. m. and wanted to talk about her ex.

My teacher gave me a pop quiz on a subject I didn’t even learn yet.

My dog ate my homework and my mom’s hair.

The scream of a soul when something unnecessary happens right when you're already stressed.

My phone died during a thunderstorm and I had no internet.

My friend asked me to help move and I was already late for work.

I got a call from my dad saying my uncle had a heart attack.

What you say when your life just got one more thing to deal with and you're not in the mood.

My dog peed on my brand new shoes.

My mom told me I had to clean my room before I could go to the mall.

I had to take my little brother to school and I was already running late.

The curse you whisper when something extra bad happens just when you were already having a bad day.

I spilled my coffee on my shirt and my phone was in my pocket.

My teacher gave me detention for no reason.

My friend broke my favorite video game and didn’t apologize.

The groan you make when life throws you a problem you didn’t ask for.

My dog chewed up my homework and I had to do it all over again.

I got stuck in traffic and was already late for my job.

My brother took my phone and wouldn’t give it back.

The shout you make when something extra dumb happens right when you needed a break.

I got a call from my grandma who wanted to talk about her cat’s hair.

My teacher gave me an extra assignment for no reason.

My friend asked me to help with her math homework and I failed my own.