I needed that

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A loud, angry yell from a cartoon robot when another robot breaks something important and it’s not even his fault.
Ratchet: 'I needed that!' after Bulkhead smashes his favorite wrench.
Bulkhead: 'I needed that!' after breaking Ratchet’s face.
Ratchet: 'I needed that!' after Bulkhead breaks his last hope of fixing the ship.
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The most basic way to say no. It's not even a real answer. Just a lazy excuse.
Mom: 'You're going to clean your room.' Kid: 'I needed that.'
Teacher: 'You have to do the homework.' Student: 'I needed that.'
Boss: 'You're working overtime.' Employee: 'I needed that.'
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A stoner's battle cry when they finally get their hands on the last joint of the day. It’s not a suggestion, it’s a war cry.
Friend: 'I needed that!' after finally getting the last hit of the day.
Friend: 'I needed that!' after getting the last hit of the week.
Friend: 'I needed that!' after getting the last hit of their life.
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What a girl or guy says when they really want to feel something. It might be a body, a face, or a feeling. Either way, it's a total flex.
Girl: 'I needed that!' after seeing a guy at the mall.
Guy: 'I needed that!' after seeing a girl at the mall.
Girl: 'I needed that!' after seeing a guy at the mall and then the guy saw her.
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When you're so desperate for something or someone, you're willing to die for it. And you probably will.
'I needed that!' after waiting two hours for a pizza that never came.
'I needed that!' after waiting two hours for a pizza that was just a bag of breadsticks.
'I needed that!' after waiting two hours for a pizza that was just a bag of breadsticks and a soda.
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The sentence you yell when you just want it, but you know you're never getting it. It's a sad truth.
'I needed that!' after missing the last train.
'I needed that!' after getting the last train and it broke down.
'I needed that!' after getting the last train, it broke down, and then you got stuck in traffic.
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A Genji main’s constant yell when they’re dying, but they still keep spamming it. It’s like they’re trying to annoy the healer.
Genji: 'I needed that!' even though he was 199 health.
Genji: 'I needed that!' even though he was 199 health and next to a health pack.
Genji: 'I needed that!' even though he was 199 health, next to a health pack, and the healer was literally ten feet away.
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