I need to get the milk

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The cursed line you yell when you’re out of your mind and the store is three blocks away.
I need to get the milk before I lose my mind and beat up a pigeon.
I need to get the milk or I’m gonna scream in the middle of the street.
I need to get the milk or my brain is gonna explode like a fireworks show.
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What you say when you’re too lazy to think but still too proud to ask for help.
I need to get the milk because I’m too cool to ask my mom.
I need to get the milk and pretend I’m doing it for my dignity.
I need to get the milk even though I don’t know which way the store is.
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The last desperate hope of a person who forgot their keys and their brain.
I need to get the milk before I forget my keys and my face.
I need to get the milk or I’ll just sit here and cry.
I need to get the milk because I’m not going to remember this later.
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