i need time

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When your girlfriend of two years is full of s**t and wants to take the heat off her own ass, but she still wants to mess with your head. She'll say she needs time to think, but really she just wants you to feel like a f**ked-up idiot before she cheats on you and dumps you like a used tampon.

'I need time to think', she left a note on the table and didn't even call me until 10 PM, just to say I was being disrespectful.

'I need time to think', she said that right after I asked her why she stopped giving me head.

'I need time to think', she said that when she was at the bar with her ex, and I was still at work.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

When your girlfriend is so bored she's willing to stay with you just because she can't find a better guy, but she's still holding on by a single pubic hair. Soon she'll be begging you back, and you'll be like, 'You're welcome.'

'I need time', she said that right after I told her I was going to the movies with my best friend.

'I need time', she said that when I was eating pizza and not paying attention to her.

'I need time', she said that after I reminded her she hadn't shaved in three weeks.

by Slangipedia 2d ago