I need the pan

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A loud shout you yell when someone is so annoying they might as well be a raccoon in your soup. You want to hit them with the pan because they’re making your life a disaster.
'I NEED THE PAN!' he screamed as his brother played the kazoo in his math test.
'I need the pan' she said, because her mom kept singing show tunes in the shower.
He texted: 'I need the pan. My dog is eating my homework.'
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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When someone is so annoying you want to hit them with the pan, which you also use to burn your enemies and make your breakfast.
'I need the pan!' she yelled when her brother kept stealing her pizza.
He DM’d: 'I need the pan. My sister won’t stop talking.'
At breakfast, he said, 'I need the pan because my dad is doing the cha-cha.'
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A cry of desperation when someone is being so annoying you’re ready to smash them with the pan like they’re a rotten apple.
She said, 'I need the pan!' because her brother was making a mess in her room.
He texted, 'I need the pan. My neighbor is singing opera at 2 a. m.'
He shouted, 'I need the pan!' because his dog was barking at the mailman.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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When you’re so mad at someone you want to hit them with the pan, which you also use to scare your little brother and make your fries.
'I need the pan!' he yelled because his sister was talking during his video game.
She said, 'I need the pan!' because her brother kept stealing her snacks.
He DM’d, 'I need the pan. My dog won’t stop eating my homework.'
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A loud shout you make when someone is so annoying you want to hit them with the pan, which also doubles as your weapon of choice for burning your enemies and making your breakfast.
She yelled, 'I need the pan!' because her brother was making noise in the kitchen.
He said, 'I need the pan!' because his mom kept singing in the bathroom.
He texted, 'I need the pan. My dog is eating my math test.'
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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