Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A scream so loud it could wake the dead and make your dog cry. It’s like you’re being chased by a giant flaming goat.

I NEED HELP I NEED HELP I NEED HELP

MY MUM IS YELLING AT ME I NEED HELP

I JUST DROPPED MY LUNCH AND IT’S GONE I NEED HELP

2

When you’re so lost you think you’re in a different country and you’re speaking a language you don’t know.

I NEED HELP I DON’T KNOW WHERE I AM

I NEED HELP I CAN’T READ THE MAP

I NEED HELP I’M TALKING TO A PIG

3

You say this when your shoe lace is loose and you’re too tired to fix it, so you just yell at the world.

I NEED HELP MY SHOE LACE IS LOOSE

I NEED HELP I CAN’T WALK

I NEED HELP I’M FALLING

4

When you find out you’ve been living a lie and you’re not even sure who you are anymore.

I NEED HELP I SLEPT WITH MY GIRLFRIEND’S SISTER

I NEED HELP I’VE BEEN DREAMING ABOUT GIRLS FOR 15 YEARS

I NEED HELP I’M A GAY ASS FREAK

5

When you say something so stupid it makes your brain hurt and you wish you were dead.

I NEED HELP I SAID I LOVE PIZZA

I NEED HELP I TOLD MY MUM I’M A DOG

I NEED HELP I DANCED TO KARAOKE AT 3 AM

6

When you’re so messed up you think going to a church will fix everything, but you’re still messed up.

I NEED HELP I’M GOING TO A CHURCH

I NEED HELP I MAYBE I’LL PRAY

I NEED HELP I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO