I need five volunteers

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I need five volunteers means I want five people to help me beat someone up and make them cry like a baby.

My teacher said, 'I need five volunteers' before making me run laps with the class bully.

At the party, the DJ said, 'I need five volunteers' and I got tossed into a pool.

My mom said, 'I need five volunteers' and now I'm eating pizza with my brother and three of his friends.

I need five volunteers is just a fancy way of telling someone you’re going to make them eat dirt and laugh at them.

My friend said, 'I need five volunteers,' and now we're all stuck in a food fight.

During the game, the coach said, 'I need five volunteers,' and I had to run until my legs felt like noodles.

My uncle said, 'I need five volunteers,' and I got forced to eat a whole pie.

I need five volunteers means I’m going to make five people suffer so I can feel good.

My teacher said, 'I need five volunteers,' and now I’m cleaning the whole classroom.

At the gym, the coach said, 'I need five volunteers,' and I had to do 100 push-ups.

My brother said, 'I need five volunteers,' and now I’m stuck with my cousins and my dad.