Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When something makes no sense and smells like bad decisions

Why did you eat that entire pizza at 3 AM?

What is this? A conspiracy?

You said you were going to study, not live in a cereal box.

2

When you hear something so dumb it makes you want to scream and throw a tantrum

Why would you name your dog ‘Fartacus’?

You just got into a fight with a toaster.

You think ‘spaghetti’ is a type of weapon.

3

When something is so stupid it needs a grown-up to fix it

You tried to text your mom and sent a selfie to your principal.

You said ‘bologna’ like it was a curse.

You got kicked out of the mall for eating chicken nuggets in a fountain.

4

When you hear something so bad it needs a parent to slap you

You told your teacher you were sick because you were ‘texting your crush’.

You cried because your snack was ‘not good enough’.

You said ‘I hate life’ after falling into a puddle.

5

When you hear something so weird it needs an adult to make sense of it

You said you were going to ‘battle dragons’ in the park.

You told your friend your cat was ‘in a coma’ because it was napping.

You tried to explain that ‘clouds are made of dreams’ and no one believed you.

6

When something sounds like a bad idea and needs an adult to stop it

You decided to paint your face with ketchup and mustard.

You tried to build a ‘secret hideout’ in the closet with a blanket and a banana.

You said you were going to ‘take over the world’ by stealing all the pens.