i need a vacation

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What you yell when your brain is about to explode and your soul is begging for mercy. You're not just tired. You're broken.

I need a vacation before I murder my coworkers.

I need a vacation or I'm gonna start eating my keyboard.

I need a vacation because my cat is judging me.

What you whisper when you're too lazy to do anything but also too angry to stay mad. You're like a zombie with a bad attitude.

I need a vacation because I'm tired of being a zombie.

I need a vacation or I'll turn into a couch potato forever.

I need a vacation before I eat the whole pizza by myself.

What you scream when your life is a disaster and your boss is a flamingo with a grudge. You're not just sad. You're cursed.

I need a vacation because my boss is a flamingo with a grudge.

I need a vacation before I get cursed by the coffee machine.

I need a vacation because my life is a disaster.

What you say when your brain is full of nonsense and your heart is ready to quit. You're not just tired. You're giving up.

I need a vacation or I'm giving up on life.

I need a vacation because my brain is full of nonsense.

I need a vacation before I start crying in the office.

What you shout when your soul is screaming and your boss is a monster in a suit. You're not just stressed. You're on fire.

I need a vacation before I burn down the office.

I need a vacation because my boss is a monster in a suit.

I need a vacation or I'll go postal.

What you cry when your brain is fried and your heart is begging for a break. You're not just exhausted. You're begging for mercy.

I need a vacation or I'm gonna die.

I need a vacation because my brain is fried.

I need a vacation before I start crying in the break room.