I need a therian gf

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When a guy is so broke and sad he’d date a girl who thinks she’s a cat just to stop being lonely

Bro I’m so broke I’d date a cat lady just to get free snacks

I’m so low I’d marry a dog person and let them bark at me

If I had to pick between a therian and a free meal I’d pick the therian

When a guy is so desperate he’d date a girl who thinks she’s a wolf just to get out of his mom’s house

I’d date a werewolf just to get away from my mom’s drama

If I had to live with my mom one more day I’d date a therian

Mom’s house is worse than a therian’s personality

When a guy is so bad at life he’d date a girl who thinks she’s a dragon just to feel special

I’d date a dragon girl just to feel like I’m not completely trash

If I had to choose between a dragon and a normal girl I’d pick the dragon

A therian makes me feel like I’m not the worst person in the world

When a guy is so lonely he’d date a girl who thinks she’s a fox just to have someone talk to him

I’d date a fox girl just so someone would talk to me

If I had to be alone forever I’d date a therian

A therian is better than being single and sad

When a guy is so tired of being single he’d date a girl who thinks she’s a bear just to stop being bored

I’d date a bear girl just to stop being bored out of my mind

If I had to sit in my room all day I’d date a therian

A therian is better than watching Netflix alone

When a guy is so messed up he’d date a girl who thinks she’s a horse just to escape his problems

I’d date a horse girl just to get out of my head

If I had to think about my problems one more day I’d date a therian

A therian is better than my own thoughts