I need a "the little dick energy" for "the chef" resonance (vibes to vibration to vibrato).

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What I call human beings who can't stop picking at their boils and still think they're cool.
He's got the little dick energy because he's been picking at his pimple for 20 minutes and still thinks he's the king of the hill.
She tried to act like she wasn't infected but her finger was in her face the whole time.
He was so obsessed with his abscess that he forgot to cook the meat and now it's burning.
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The kind of person who thinks their skin is a buffet and they're the only one allowed to snack.
He was eating his own pus like it was gourmet and still called it a meal.
She took a bite out of her face and didn't even flinch.
He said the abscess was a side dish and still wanted dessert.
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People who think their body is a kitchen and their face is the grill.
He grilled his nose like it was a steak and still said it was medium-rare.
She flipped her pimple like it was a pancake and called it breakfast.
He had a whole menu of boils and still didn't know what he was eating.
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