i need a girlfriend

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It means the person is a lonely sad sack with no girls to chase

I need a girlfriend before my dog leaves me

I need a girlfriend or I'm gonna cry in the shower again

I need a girlfriend or I'm gonna eat all the pizza by myself

It means they're too weak to handle life without a girl

I need a girlfriend because I can't handle being single anymore

I need a girlfriend or I'm gonna fail this game

I need a girlfriend or my mom is gonna embarrass me again

It means they’re a man who can’t handle being alone and needs someone to kiss

I need a girlfriend or I'm gonna get too emotional

I need a girlfriend because my dog won't talk to me

I need a girlfriend before I start talking to my plants