i need a cookie

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what a girl says when her period is making her feel like a broken toaster.

I need a cookie before I scream at my mom.

I need a cookie or I'm gonna throw my tampon at you.

I need a cookie because my period is the worst thing since sliced bread.

a cry for help from a woman whose body is currently at war.

I need a cookie because my body is fighting a war and I’m losing.

I need a cookie or I’ll start crying in the middle of math class.

I need a cookie before I start talking to my dog about my problems.

a phrase used when a woman is too tired to be a human being.

I need a cookie because I’m too tired to be alive right now.

I need a cookie or I’m gonna fall asleep in my soup.

I need a cookie because my life is a mess and I can’t handle it.