Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy way of saying your butt is about to explode from all the crap you ate

I need a brown before my lunch break or I’m gonna die in the hallway

This pizza is gonna make me need a brown in the middle of a Zoom meeting

I need a brown so bad I’m thinking about texting my boss

2

When your guts are screaming at you to get out of your pants and into the toilet

I need a brown so bad I’m considering walking out of class

My dog just looked at me like I betrayed him, and I need a brown

I need a brown before I embarrass myself in front of my crush

3

A very specific kind of pain that only happens when you eat too much candy and too little brains

I need a brown because I ate three bags of chips and a whole candy bar

I need a brown because I’m trying to be cool and I ate too much pizza

I need a brown and I’m not even gonna pretend I didn’t eat the whole cake

4

When you’re so full of crap you feel like you’re gonna burst like a balloon

I need a brown because I ate like a horse

I need a brown so bad I’m thinking about texting my mom

I need a brown and I’m gonna take it in the middle of my math test

5

When your stomach is doing the cha-cha and your butt is ready for a party

I need a brown because I ate too much pizza and I’m tired of my stomach dancing

I need a brown because I just finished my third soda

I need a brown and I’m not even gonna wait for the bell to ring

6

A very urgent need to get rid of your food before it turns into a science experiment

I need a brown before my lunch turns into a science project

I need a brown because my food is doing something weird inside me

I need a brown before my stomach starts making noises like a garbage truck