Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A sneaky way to say I need a poop, like when you're too lazy to use the real word and your brain is too weak to think of something else.

I ned a shet, my pants are about to explode.

I ned a shet, I can't focus on this math test.

I ned a shet, I'm gonna cry if I don't get to the bathroom.

2

A dirty shortcut for I need a crap, like when your brain is so tired it can't even spell shit properly.

I ned a shet, I'm gonna die if I don't go now.

I ned a shet, I can't stand this any longer.

I ned a shet, my stomach is screaming at me.

3

A slang cheat for I need a poop, like when your brain is too lazy to use the real word and your face is about to melt.

I ned a shet, I can't take it anymore.

I ned a shet, I'm gonna pass gas in front of my mom.

I ned a shet, I feel like a dog that just ate a shoe.

4

A sneaky way to say I need a crap, like when you're too scared to say the real word and your brain is too weak to think of something else.

I ned a shet, I can't wait any longer.

I ned a shet, I'm gonna throw up.

I ned a shet, I just ate a whole pizza.

5

A dirty shortcut for I need a poop, like when your brain is too lazy to spell shit and your face is about to burst.

I ned a shet, my face is gonna explode.

I ned a shet, I'm gonna pass gas in front of my teacher.

I ned a shet, I just drank a whole soda.