I NATE HIGGERS

You thought 'I nate higgers' was a new type of pizza. It’s not. It’s just you being an idiot.

You read it once and still didn’t get it. You’re like a dog with a bone and a brain full of glue.

You asked your mom what 'I nate higgers' meant and she said, 'That’s not a word, honey.' You believed her.

You saw 'I nate higgers' and thought it was a secret code from your enemy’s twin brother.

You told your friend it was a new song lyric. Your friend said, 'It’s not a song. It’s a insult.' You said, 'It’s a vibe.'

You tried to Google it and got a picture of a cat wearing a hat. You cried.