I Move Away From The Mic To Breathe In

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When Tay Zonday takes a big ol' gasp after singing a whole bunch of dumb lyrics in the Chocolate Rain video. It’s like he just ran a marathon and forgot to breathe.
I move away from the mic to breathe in like I just smelled something dead.
After singing 'I love chocolate rain' for 10 minutes, I had to take a break because my nose was about to fall off.
Tay Zonday took a breath so big, it probably made the internet lag.
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When Tay Zonday gets so overwhelmed by his own dumb song that he has to step back from the mic like it’s on fire and he’s the only one who can put it out.
I move away from the mic to breathe in because I just remembered I’m not a chocolate bar.
After singing for 5 minutes straight, I had to take a break because I was about to become a human chocolate rain.
Tay Zonday backed away from the mic like it just screamed his name.
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When Tay Zonday takes a break from singing his terrible song to take a deep breath, like he just woke up from a nightmare that involved chocolate and screaming.
I move away from the mic to breathe in because I just saw my own face in the mirror and it scared me.
After singing 'I love chocolate rain' for 20 minutes, I had to take a break because my brain was melting.
Tay Zonday took a breath so loud, it probably woke up the entire internet.
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