I misspoke

I said I won the lottery. I didn't even buy a ticket.

I told my mom I got an A. I got a D.

I said I dated the principal. I just passed him in the hall.

I told my friend I could lift a car. I can't even lift a couch.

I said I was a superhero. I tripped over my own feet.

I claimed I could eat 10 pizzas. I threw up after the third.

I said I was a rockstar. Now I have to sing in the school talent show.

I told my teacher I had a sick pet. Now I have to bring in a sick goldfish.

I said I had a million dollars. Now I have to ask for change.