Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

I miss my ex so much I could punch a wall and still be sad.

My ex left me and my feelings are like a broken toaster.

I miss my ex so much I could eat my own face and still be sad.

2

I miss my ex like I miss my last piece of pizza before it got stolen.

I miss my ex like I miss my dog when it ran away.

I miss my ex like I miss my mom when she forgets my birthday.

3

I miss my ex so bad I could cry in my soup and still be hungry.

I miss my ex so bad I could scream in my shower and still be sad.

I miss my ex so bad I could text him and still be mad.