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a sad excuse for a man who can't get hard and blames his dog
'I miss my dog because I can't get it up anymore.'
'My dog died and now I can't keep an erection.'
'I miss my dog, it was the only thing that ever got me hard.'
I miss my dog
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a man's way of saying his dog was the only thing that ever got him off
'I miss my dog, it was the only thing that ever made me feel alive.'
'My dog was my only friend and my only hard-on.'
'I miss my dog, it was the only thing that ever got me off.'
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a man's way of saying he can't get hard and it's all because of his dog
'I miss my dog, it was the only thing that ever made me hard.'
'I can't get hard anymore, I miss my dog.'
'I miss my dog, I used to get hard just looking at it.'