Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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You miss him so bad you type out 'I miss him' just to feel better, even though it's the dumbest thing ever.

I miss him. He left me for a TikTok girl.

I miss him. He didn't even text me back.

I miss him. I'm crying in the middle of the grocery store.

2

You're so heartbroken you type 'I miss him' like it's a prayer to the god of exes.

I miss him. I even texted him 'I miss you' 17 times.

I miss him. He broke my heart like it was a pizza.

I miss him. I'm eating cereal for dinner because I'm sad.

3

You type 'I miss him' just to prove to yourself that you're still alive and still sad.

I miss him. I'm still wearing his shirt like it's a badge of honor.

I miss him. I even cried in my math class.

I miss him. I'm eating ice cream for breakfast.

4

You type 'I miss him' so loud your neighbor calls the police, thinking you're screaming at a ghost.

I miss him. I screamed it in the park like I was in a movie.

I miss him. I even cried in my car during rush hour.

I miss him. I yelled it so loud the dog ran away.

5

You type 'I miss him' just to make your ex feel bad and yourself feel better, even if it doesn't work.

I miss him. He's with someone else and I'm still single.

I miss him. I sent it to his ex and now I'm mad.

I miss him. He didn't even read it.

6

You type 'I miss him' like it's a secret code only you and your ex know, even though he's not going to respond.

I miss him. I sent it to his phone and he didn't reply.

I miss him. I even wrote it in all caps.

I miss him. I sent it at 2 a. m. because I was too sad to sleep.