I melt in your mouth, not in your hand

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This phrase is usually said when you're getting head and you're too busy thinking about how good it feels to worry about holding anything.
'I melt in your mouth, not in your hand', said after getting a double blow job at the gas station.
'I melt in your mouth, not in your hand', said to my buddy who dropped a burger on his crotch.
'I melt in your mouth, not in your hand', said while eating a taco and getting a hand job at the same time.
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This line is used when you're so busy enjoying the action that you forget to hold on to stuff.
'I melt in your mouth, not in your hand', said after my girlfriend took my phone and used it to give me a head job.
'I melt in your mouth, not in your hand', said during a group session where I forgot my drink.
'I melt in your mouth, not in your hand', said after I dropped my wallet on my face during a head job.
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This phrase is used when you're getting head and you're too lazy to hold on to anything.
'I melt in your mouth, not in your hand', said after my girlfriend took my keys and used them to give me a head job.
'I melt in your mouth, not in your hand', said when I forgot my phone and got a head job instead.
'I melt in your mouth, not in your hand', said while getting head and my pants fell down.
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This line is said when you're so focused on the action that you drop everything else.
'I melt in your mouth, not in your hand', said after I dropped my pizza on my face during a head job.
'I melt in your mouth, not in your hand', said when my phone slipped out of my hand and got a head job.
'I melt in your mouth, not in your hand', said while getting head and my glasses fell off.
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This phrase is said when you're too busy getting head to hold on to anything.
'I melt in your mouth, not in your hand', said after I dropped my keys in my pants and got a head job.
'I melt in your mouth, not in your hand', said when I was getting head and my phone rang.
'I melt in your mouth, not in your hand', said when I dropped my wallet in my mouth and got a head job.
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This line is used when you're so busy getting head that you drop everything you're holding.
'I melt in your mouth, not in your hand', said after I dropped my drink on my face and got a head job.
'I melt in your mouth, not in your hand', said when I dropped my phone in my mouth and got a head job.
'I melt in your mouth, not in your hand', said when my keys fell out of my pocket and got a head job.
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