i mean shiiiiiit

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What you yell when you're about to drop a bomb and you're already halfway there.
I mean shiit, I just saw the principal's pants inside out.
I mean shiit, my math test was easier than my mom's drama.
I mean shiit, I could've passed that quiz if I didn't text my best friend during it.
2
The sound of your brain short-circuiting after someone said something stupid.
I mean shiit, my dog can do algebra better than my brother.
I mean shiit, my teacher gave me extra credit for being loud.
I mean shiit, my crush asked me if I had a twin.
3
What you say when you're about to spill a secret and you're already sweating.
I mean shiit, my mom knows I skipped gym.
I mean shiit, I told my brother my crush's name.
I mean shiit, I ate the last slice of pizza.
4
The middle part of a big explosion of words when you're too confused to think straight.
I mean shiit, my dog ate my homework and my brother's report card.
I mean shiit, I got grounded for wearing socks to school.
I mean shiit, I failed the test because I fell asleep.
5
What you scream when you're about to ruin everything and you're already halfway there.
I mean shiit, I told my crush I had a crush on him.
I mean shiit, I spilled soda on my teacher's shirt.
I mean shiit, I broke my mom's favorite mug.
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