I mean, it's alright

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When you're so mad you could punch the thing and it still wouldn't feel good.
I mean, it's alright, I could've been killed by a chicken.
I mean, it's alright, I’d rather be stuck in a blender with a goat.
I mean, it's alright, I’ve had worse days than this, and I’ve had a goat in my blender.
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When you're barely holding it together and the thing just adds insult to your injury.
I mean, it's alright, I just got my hair pulled by a raccoon.
I mean, it's alright, I was already crying in a public bathroom.
I mean, it's alright, I just realized I'm wearing socks with sandals and a raccoon.
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When you're so tired of the thing it's like you're about to scream and throw a tantrum in a grocery store.
I mean, it's alright, I just yelled at a bag of chips.
I mean, it's alright, I was this close to crying in the cereal aisle.
I mean, it's alright, I just threw a tantrum and got a free sample of yogurt.
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When you're so annoyed you're thinking about leaving the room and taking your dog with you.
I mean, it's alright, I'm about to take my dog and leave this place.
I mean, it's alright, my dog just stared me down like I was the problem.
I mean, it's alright, I just told my dog to beat up the thing instead.
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When you're so fed up you're just waiting for the thing to die so you can move on with your life.
I mean, it's alright, I just hope this thing dies before lunch.
I mean, it's alright, I’ve been waiting for this thing to die since yesterday.
I mean, it's alright, I'm going to take a nap and let this thing die in peace.
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