I mean, I'd do her

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a guy says this when he's trying to sound cool but the girl is barely average and he's just hoping she'll shut up and let him finish his burger.

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a guy says this when he's too lazy to think of anything better to say and he's also hoping the girl will think he's a legend.

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I mean, I'd do her, even if she talks like she's reading from a textbook.

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a guy says this when he's too full of himself to notice how bad the girl looks and he's just trying to save face.

I mean, I'd do her, even if she looks like she slept in a sock.

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a guy says this when he's trying to make himself feel important and he's also trying to forget that he just got dumped.

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a guy says this when he's just trying to sound cool and he doesn't care if the girl thinks he's a total idiot.

I mean, I'd do her, even if she talks in complete sentences.

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I mean, I'd do her, but only if she doesn't post it on Instagram.