I me be a melon!

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You get a melon when some one rips all your hair off like it’s a crime and you’re left with a tiny amount of hair like you’re begging for mercy.

My barber just gave me a melon. I looked like a confused watermelon.

After the buzz cut, my dog walked away from me like I was a bad smell.

My friend got a melon and now he’s called 'the sad melon' at school.

You become a melon when someone takes your hair so fast you swear you can hear your头皮 screaming.

My cousin got a melon and now he’s called 'the scream melon' in the neighborhood.

My dad got a melon and it looked like he got hit by a vacuum cleaner.

My barber got a melon and now he’s known as 'the screaming melon' at the salon.

You get a melon when someone shaves your head so hard it feels like you're being attacked by a lawn mower.

My barber gave me a melon and I looked like I was run over by a lawn mower.

My brother got a melon and now he's called 'the lawn melon' at school.

My mom got a melon and now she’s called 'the mowed melon' in the family.