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You did something so good, you might as well be a god. Everyone is watching you and thinking, 'this guy is on fire.'
I made this pizza so good, it's gonna burn down the whole restaurant.
This app is so good, I made it. Now it's making me rich.
I made this joke so good, it's gonna make you cry.
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A guy named Hooper says it way too much, but it’s true. He makes his own stinkies and takes his own shits like a champ.
Hooper made this sandwich so good, I want to marry it.
He made this joke so good, it's gonna last forever.
Hooper made this stink so bad, the whole neighborhood ran away.
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The best come back ever to 'that's what she said.' You say it, and now you're the king of the conversation.
'That's what she said.' 'And I made her say it.' Boom. King of the room.
He said it. I made her say it. That's the real power move.
You say it. I made her say it. Now you're the joke.
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On TV, they say it to show you what’s happening while the food is sizzlin’ in the oven.
The chef made this example while the cake was in the oven.
They made this example to show you what's cookin’.
The cook made this example while the meat was cookin’.
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When a man makes a woman so happy, her teeth go crazy and make sounds like a tiny explosion.
He made her teeth vibrate like a tiny explosion.
She made her teeth go crazy and scream like a baby.
He made her so happy, her teeth made a sound like a mic drop.
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When Carl Wheezer sings a song for Jimmy Neutron’s mom. It’s the worst thing ever, but it’s also the best.
Carl Wheezer made this song for Jimmy Neutron’s mom. It was bad, but it was also good.
He made this song so bad, it made the whole neighborhood cry.
Jimmy Neutron’s mom made this song so bad, it made the whole universe cry.
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You say it when someone is calling you out for being fake online. It's like you're saying, 'I know what I'm talking about.'
I made this joke. Don't question it. It's real.
I made this dream. You can't argue with me.
I made this story up. It's true. I swear.
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