I made a mistake

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I dropped the ball so hard it went to Mars and came back with a middle finger.

I sent the wrong text to my mom and she thought I was cheating on her.

I uploaded a pizza emoji as my profile picture and called it art.

I told my boss I was sick and then went to a concert.

I messed up so bad it’s like I took a dump in the principal’s coffee.

I wrote my girlfriend’s name on my math test and got a zero.

I told my teacher I had a pet dragon and now I have detention.

I sent my crush a love letter and it was addressed to my sister.

I flipped my lid and now my brain is in the trash can.

I accidentally texted my ex my mom’s phone and now she knows.

I wore my pants inside out to school and no one noticed.

I tried to be cool and now I’m the class clown.