I lust you

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What most men really mean when they say 'I love you' before the first fight. They think love is just a fancy word for wanting your body and your pizza.

'I love you' after the first date. He probably wants your body and your Netflix password.

'I love you' right before he forgets your birthday. Classic.

'I love you' when he’s already eyeing your sister. Don’t trust him.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

When a man says 'I love you' just to get you to stop yelling at him. It's not love. It's a desperate attempt to keep his pants on.

'I love you' during a screaming match. It's just a cry for help.

'I love you' when he's about to get kicked out. Temporary insanity.

'I love you' after you throw a shoe at him. He's just trying to survive.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

What guys say when they're too lazy to think of a real reason to be close to you. 'I love you' is just a fancy way of saying 'I want your body and I don't want to think.'

'I love you' when he’s too tired to talk. Just wants your body.

'I love you' because he can't be bothered to explain why.

'I love you' after a long day of work. He just wants your body and peace.

by Slangipedia 11d ago