I love your confidence

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You're the type of person who thinks they're hot stuff but they're really just a mess in a nice outfit.

You post a selfie at 2 a. m. like it's the highlight of your week.

You talk to people like they owe you money.

You think your voice is smooth, but it sounds like a broken kazoo.

You're the kind of person who takes a bad photo and posts it like it's a masterpiece.

You post a blurry photo of your face and say it's your best look ever.

You claim your hair looks like it was done by a professional, but it's just a comb and a hope.

You talk to people like you're a celebrity, but you're just a guy with a phone.

You think you're the main character of your own story, but it's just a bad script and a bad acting job.

You say you're going to change the world, but you can't even remember your own password.

You brag about your life like it's a movie, but it's just you and a microwave.

You talk like you're famous, but no one's heard of you.