I love you whore

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A girl who dates every guy in sight, or a guy who thinks he's got the moves to impress a girl, who blurts out 'I love you whore' after knowing someone for a day, or less, and doesn't even know what it means.
'I love you whore!' said after we kissed once at the mall.
'I love you whore!' he said after I said yes to his dumb proposal.
'I love you whore!' he texted me at 2 a. m.
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A person, usually a girl who dates a bunch of guys, or a guy who thinks he's hot stuff, who says 'I love you whore' when they barely know each other, or just want to get in someone's pants.
'I love you whore!' he said right after we met at the party.
'I love you whore!' he said after I said I'd go to prom with him.
'I love you whore!' he said when I turned him down for the third time.
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A person who's either a girl who dates like crazy, or a guy who thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread, who yells 'I love you whore' before even knowing what love really is.
'I love you whore!' he said after we had one awkward conversation.
'I love you whore!' he said during a group project in class.
'I love you whore!' he said when I was with my ex.
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A girl who dates a bunch of guys, or a guy who thinks he's cool, who says 'I love you whore' as soon as they meet, or after a single stupid moment, with zero idea of what love is.
'I love you whore!' he said after our first date.
'I love you whore!' he said in the middle of class.
'I love you whore!' he said when I was with my friends.
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A person, usually a girl who dates a lot, or a guy who thinks he's got the charm of a rockstar, who says 'I love you whore' after one day, or a stupid moment, and has no idea what love really means.
'I love you whore!' he said right after we met.
'I love you whore!' he said during a group project.
'I love you whore!' he said when I was with my best friend.
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