I love you three thousand

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When you love your parents so much you let them turn your room into a prison just to keep your snacks

I love you three thousand because I let you lock me in my room for a week over a bag of chips

You say you love me three thousand but you took my Xbox and gave it to my brother

I love you three thousand so much I let you take my goldfish and put it in a sock

When you love your parents but they’re so cheap they’d rather sell your soul for a new TV

I love you three thousand but you sold my soul for a 60-inch TV

You say you love me three thousand but you took my allowance to buy a new microwave

I love you three thousand so much I let you sell my comic books for a lousy $20

When you love your parents but they’d rather see you cry than let you eat pizza on a Tuesday

I love you three thousand but you made me eat salad on a Tuesday

You say you love me three thousand but you took my pizza and gave it to my dog

I love you three thousand so much I let you make me eat broccoli for breakfast