I love you pumpkin

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Saying you love someone by calling them a round, juicy vegetable. It sounds sweet but it’s basically saying you’re fat and you should lose some weight before you get carved up like a Halloween decoration.

I love you pumpkin. You’re so round, I could make a pie out of you.

You’re my pumpkin. Which means I’m going to carve you when you least expect it.

I love you pumpkin. You’re a walking pumpkin patch, and I’m gonna scoop you out.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A rude, cute way of telling someone you like them, but also saying they’re a big, ugly vegetable that needs some work.

I love you pumpkin. You’re a pumpkin, not a prince. Get used to it.

You’re my pumpkin. That means I can throw you in a soup and call it love.

I love you pumpkin. You’re like a pumpkin that got hit by a truck. Still cute, but bruised.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

Calling someone a pumpkin as a love language. It might be sweet, but it could also mean you’re going to be turned into a Halloween decoration and left on the porch.

I love you pumpkin. You’re like a pumpkin I can’t get rid of.

You’re my pumpkin. I’m going to carve you and put you on my porch for everyone to laugh at.

I love you pumpkin. You’re the only one I can’t throw out with the trash.

by Slangipedia 11d ago